quinta-feira, 16 de agosto de 2007

Assim Disse Onário 2 [o retorno!]

O poder da imbecilidade humana é uma maravilha por que, perceba, não se limita a um punhadinho de cristãos... a coisa é generalizada e há pesquisas no sudoeste da Finlândia do Leste que indicam que tal fenômeno é contagioso por todas as vias [isso mesmo, seu saliente... por todas mesmo...]

Assim, dando continuidade ao Assim Disse Onário de outro dia ai, vamos a mais verbetes!

Detergente: Ato de prender indivíduos suspeitos...

Exagerado: Gerado seis vezes...

Gato: um autômato flexível e indestrutível, fornecido pela natureza para ser chutado quando as coisas vão mal no círculo doméstico...

Halogênio: forma de cumprimentar uma pessoa muito inteligente...

Ministério: Aparelho de som de tamanho reduzido...

Pressupor: Ato de colocar preço...

Tripulante: Especialista em salto triplo...

Can: Pergunta feita por quem tem amnésia... CAN sou eu?... [A MELHOR!]

Fourteen: pessoa baixinha e forte...

I'm hungry: Eu sou húngaro...

May go: pessoa dócil, afável. Ex. "Ele é muito may go..."

Percebam como é poético, como... deus, não tenho nem palavras...

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Ah.. sobre o teu post, "fui" exagerado! hehe..

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Anônimo disse...

Olá Rafael

Você conhece o "Assim Disse Onário" da Rede Transamérica ?

Eu sou o criador do quadro "Assim Disse Onário"...

Veja no YouTube uma animação feita com o áudio original da palavra Computador...

http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=mTt-37SUbGI

Se preferir, pode efetuar uma busca no YouTube por "Assim Disse Onário"...

Em breve estarei disponibilizando todos os quadros no site

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